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She never told me that.
What, she's supposed to ask your permission?
That's Mel, our engineer. Just coffee, huh?
Wait. Let me light it for you.
It's 2:17 right here in Memphis, Tennessee.
Maybe I talk a lot or something...
That's more like it. Y'all keep playin'." End quote.
That room.
The suspects are armed and extremely dangerous.
Are you fuckin' stupid? Oww!
But he's got, like, this dark hair, right, like in a D.A., you know, like that, like Elvis.
It's really too bad.
The suspects are armed and extremely dangerous.
That's for two cups of coffee — Yours and the gentleman's.
Elvis.
Mmm.
No, I — I'd better be goin'. I gotta go.
I guess I still really love him.
And right away, the door opened up, and this hitchhiker got in.
People wanted to know if he was black, if he was white.
Charlie Feathers, the Prisonaires, James Cotton, Johnny Cash...
Yeah, and no Carl Perkins.
Is that thing loaded?
Shit. I'm sorry, man.
You're not even my brother-in-law, and now you fuckin' shot me!
He's from England. Well, you know where that is, right?
No.
But I don't believe it.
Go for a spin in Earl's Caddy.
Send a letter to the congressmen.
Marry him?
Oh, yes! Matches! One moment, please!
I don't know what you bitchin' about.
♪ Listen ♪
So I guess this would be kinda like that, right?
You know the way they talk over there? I just love the way they talk.
It's all right, man.
Shit, man! The motherfucker's loaded!
Can you sign right here, please?
it never occurred to me
♪ How long must I wait for you ♪
She left you?
Wait.
Please sign here.
That's right. Mr. Elvis Presley...
♪ Instead I want you to love me love me, love me ♪
Jun, why do you always have such a sad face?
- Fresh, juicy squid dipped in — - Jiffy Squid?
As I was approachin' Memphis, I passed another one.
What?
Hey, fella.
along with the Roses — previously known as the Teen Kings for you trivia fans —
I hate it when it's quiet. I don't know. It makes me nervous or something.
King.
You look like a damn mosquito-legged chimpanzee.
- Thanks, man. - Mm-hmm.
Should go over and buy your own damn clothes...
Yeah.
- Thank you. - You're welcome, my dear.
Yeah, I would really like that. That would be really great.
There's a chair over there.
- Check it out. - Yeah, but that sounded like a gunshot.
♪ Domino, they love you so ♪
♪ You knew just what I was there for ♪
And now the weather update.
Mmm. Yeah.
Man, your breath. What have you been drinkin'?
- Are you all right? - Uh...
♪ But it never will again ♪
How should I know where I'll stay tonight?
I can hear a train.
Good night. Have a nice job.
- Thank you. - Thank you.
Well, now you should buy this one here as well.
- Natchez? - Yeah, that's in Mississippi.
It hurts my face.
I'm gonna miss him.
As sure as I'm sitting right in front of you.
You didn't have that on television in England?
Danger! Danger! Will Robinson! Will Robinson!
♪ Oh, Lord ♪
What do you want?