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Gonzo!
Of course it does. Hey, you want to see our apple turnover?
Nah, it's OK. He just finished a TV dinner.
Kris Kristofferson and Rita Coolidge, Kris Kristofferson and Rita Coolidge,
is funnier than a lot of things the bear does.
I just want to thank you for letting me do this
Oh, well, which words?
- [whooping] - ♪ Cha, cha, cha! ♪
♪ It was so easy living day by day ♪
- He didn't even unplug it! - [electricity crackling]
- Uh, you sure? - Positive.
Thank you.
- It did? - Yep. Suited him down to the ground.
Oh, yes. Sheer poetry, isn't it?
[chuckling]
♪ Hop a flight to Miami Beach or to Hollywood ♪
♪ Come down to reality ♪
OK, now, ask me what I'm carrying the fish for.
[applause]
♪ You dine on chicken and caviar ♪
- OK, what happens now? - Now comes the funny part.
- No problem. - We'll be ready.
A Frog He Would A-Wooing Go.
♪ Outside, the rain begins ♪
Oh, Fozzie, what are you carrying the fish for?
I think I'd like it more if I understood the words.
Well, I didn't think I'd live to see it,
Baked, broiled or barbecued?
Now, what'll it be? One Weight Watchers special?
♪ And we can get to know each other ♪