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I'm gonna put these into piles
I tried to tough it out, but I...
The stuff you wanna keep is back where it was. And then some.
Okay, Teddy, Thanksgiving is
Who cares? It's all the same temperature in here...
- Oh, my God. - Oh, my God.
all anyone will smell is delicious turkey.
Or our fairy god-Dumpster?
(panting): Bob! Bob. Bob.
- It's... - No, right. Yes. Right.
APRIL & JOE, SITTING IN A TREE T-R-E-E-E-E-E.
- and put him in the oven for... - Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
- Yeah. - No, no, no, no.
Can you push it over to the...?
Oh. It did? Yeah, that happens.
You were the peacemaker.
And this pile hates him.
in the closet here, but stay out of that room.
If this is how I go, this is how I go.
GENE: That was a good 'un, Pa.
I thought women had to deal with unfair body expectations.
- It doesn't make any sense! - Come on, Bobby, help me out!
- You told us, Bob. - We know.
- You guys are weird. - (phone rings)
- rid of some of this stuff, right? - What?!
That was my sister.
But this isn't my thing.
I guess I could call Dennis.
And if they say, "Vinny's out of the joint?"
Let me get some paper.
(sighs) I really wish I had spatchcocked the turkey.
Good thing I... spatchcock!
Plus, there's a big stain on the table.
This is a very, very great... Nice job, everybody.
Thank you. I mean, we might as well stay, right?
I've always been a fixer.
I'll get over it.
The living room is nice enough.
and just close the doors! Ow!
Oh, good knock-knock.
Fixing the chair, obviously.
Good thing I Spatchcock!!
and the kids and I will set up out here, okay?
That's why God invented gravy.
- so I'll-I'll just finish. - Right. You finish.