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I hate this job.
Consider yourself left.
-I'm sorry. -That's not why I called you in here.
Miss DiPesto.
Mrs. Woodley.
Yo, Mr. Macy.
It was typewritten, addressed to me.
Clearly she's making your life miserable for you.
He was always hanging around here. Just hanging around.
I'd like to see you in my office.
End of discussion.
And it all happens in your office, and that is just the way it is.
A helpful tip: When you hear the pellets hit the water...
-He's a nut. He killed her, didn't he? -We don't know that.
How long is this is going to take?
How many days do we have to get up at 6:00 in the morning...
Maybe it's not the world, maybe it's me.
Didn't I realize that the mail could be delayed for weeks on a cruise ship?
-We're taking a break. -Why do I find that hard to believe?
So why don't you just turn around or I'm going to be forced...
-Kick it in. -What?
Your own key, how convenient.
So I came back down here to return the key...
Oh, excuse me.
-You can't break other people's doors. -Well get him a new door.
Could be a couple days, could be a couple weeks.
Oh, I don't know...
...the more intrigued I became. It seemed so...
And then about three weeks later, I get a call from the postmaster...
What do you mean, Mr. Addison isn't in yet?
Officer, we're from Cleveland Mutual Life.