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Thank you. Oh, God.
No. No, no. I'm not gonna play any of those games.
She means my kidney, not my penis.
If you treat each other with respect,
and then you burn it all on her front lawn.
You know? I mean, at least I'm not.
Uh, it was totally unexpected
I-I just think,
What a relief, huh?
[shudders]
There's no damage to his kidneys.
And drained the lizard.
Really? You smoked all that weed?
Kind of felt like I was in a threesome.
I texted you, never heard back.
But I have an emergency key.
I'm sorry.
Oh, no.
Julia, I want my owl!
Oh, Lord, he slept with his ex.
[giggles] Yeah, too soon.
She took it.
I don't know, he met a girl.
I can't believe I'm gonna ask you this,
And Jerry told Gideon that in confidence.
Oh.
You're free, little bird.Go. Fly.
This song is a lie.
but did you shave a leg?
Hey, where are you going?
And I'm keeping the piano.Okay.
What did you like about it?
Very helpful.
Yeah.
But for you, the first one's free, little boy.
this really rough divorce.
I wasn't looking through your glove compartment.
What? What's happening?JULIA: Here.
is never a good thing,
Oh, wait a minute.
I could've gone two more times. Okay.