Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Oh, my God, 27 text messages.

We just have to figure out what it is.

Hey, I just wanted to congratulate you.

And yes, only a hundred,

♪ Oh mother ♪

to try and make myself cry

[cell phone clicks]

Your mother's pretty disappointed about that, if you hadn't noticed.

Well, I'm not a mind reader,

I'm about to text everyone

[scoffs] You never could have watched that with Luke. He reads so slow.

I don't know what to say. You know?

For example, genocide of the Aborigines

"Peanut butter lumberjack,"

Said no one in this room, right?

That's why my black book of bounty hunters is very thick.

[Yolanda and Bowser chuckle]

I'm sorry that I asked about Luke.

-Do you have your coupon? -Yes, sir. Got it right here.

You know what they say,

Besides, stooping low is something

[Debbie] Very exciting.

Don't be weird.

I just said that to give Yolanda and Bowser time to get busy.

I was thinking, would you want to go in halfsies or--

Just lean into it. Move when he moves.

Why wouldn't you? The world is your jizz oyster.

Wow, your brain works really quickly when it comes to intercourse.

-Mm. -I mean, me and God are cool.

Oh, no. Did someone die?

♪ Sex me so good I say blah-blah-blah ♪

I know he's, like, "Why would I read a movie?

♪ Tell your children not to understand ♪

♪ Not about to see your light ♪

[exhales deeply]

where we get to, like, bang in Thailand.

-Oh, gross. -Ooh, like how?

And then he's gonna be, like... [moans]

of his parents' divorce.

♪ Oh father ♪

It was amicable.

polls differently in different regions

-Hey. -Oh, hey, Mom. Hope you had a great day.