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Easy day, my ass.
No, why?
But who decides the definition of an atrocity?
Quit your bellyaching. You had fun.
The next time Miles and I have sex I'm going to be, like...
I just wanted to kick it.
Hey, shut up!
♪ Mother ♪
I had a sex-gasm.
-[Blair] Hey. -Hey.
[both chuckle]
that the offending party has an obligation to address that grievance?
[door closes]
It sucks you're going through this.
She's up to something and I want to figure out what it is.
Wu! Wu! Wu!
-Mm-hm. -Check it, she doesn't know I know this
-Oh, yeah? -Yeah.
we'll load 'em up in here
♪ C'mon to my fellas ♪
♪ Keep your eyes On my bum-bum-bum-bum-bum ♪
-[Bowser] All right. -Yes, it does.
I'm still the team's first white female captain,
Why didn't you use your intel?
to bring us closer...
I don't know, just feeling as chill as a scratchy-tongued cat.
Hey! Hit me as hard as you can.
Well, let's start with six million Jews,
I can take you. Oh, my God!
Anyway, Sterling's debate championship is tomorrow.
Throughout our shared global history,
That's what I was gonna say.
You're in the driver's seat.
My God!
Exciting, right?
Turns out Craig had his own dossier on me.
[Ellen] Ooh.
Think about what I want to do next. [chuckles]
I think you made the right choice.
that have yet to be remedied...
Oh. [chuckles]
Wait! Opioid addiction isn't funny.
Excuse me! We plan on making our own money.
They were great stocking stuffers, truly...
[groans] I can't.
-Hey. -Mm.
I.e., me knowing that you're fake
Uh, Dad's out back in the wood shop whittling ducks.
♪ Lost a few pounds and my waist for ya ♪
♪ Work it, I need a glass of water ♪
[cell phone bleeps]
The past is the past.