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is because I told him precisely how it works when I'm alone.
Neither do I.
[students] Wu! Wu! Wu! Wu! Wu!
I can feel my hair growing.
Do I still get the yogurt?
[Debbie clears throat]
We don't want any screw-ups like last year.
Um, I don't know if I could do this whole Geekster thing.
Hey Bow-Wow, I can't attend coupon day either
and you wasn't emmitin' no commitment vibes.
where I would like stronger boundaries.
You can have any guy you want.
You signed your rights away the day the lovely Miss Yolanda here
"Quackers".
if I die a little bit every time I have a sex orgasm.
Either she starts selling drugs in the next five minutes,
is a different story.
and be, like, "Hey, do you want to make out with me?"
I always lose in the first round.
[timer starts ticking]
Yes. And then the third time
but it's too much work.
-and I'm not a criminal. -So...
Bring that red wig.
[sighs]
♪ Can you keep them in the dark for life ?
She got a promotion, Sheila did, so we were celebrating.
♪ Till you're bleeding ♪
where you appear vulnerable to appear strong.
It drove me crazy for, like, a month.
[Anderson sighs]
[exhales deeply]
Last year's champion, this year's roadkill.
[students cheering]
I assume you have debate experience?
Good luck on your debate.
And not the cute kind where they look like they're sleeping.
Well, you don't need teeth for yogurt.
I was a cop, and she was a bouncer.
[both laugh]
where you appear vulnerable to appear strong
Oh, shit.
Oh, better than him.
♪ Is it worth it? Let me work it ♪
I lied, I've never had an orgasm with Luke! I--
-Crusader-style! -Got it, coach.
-You make a great point. -[timer beeps]
I would highly recommend doing it yourself
You must get that from your mother. Always campaigning?
What a deal.