Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

to a whole new level.

We totally did. We worked so hard.

♪ I put my thing down Flip it and reverse it ♪

so I said, "Excuse me.

-for the love of the Lord. -No!

if she, like, starts counting leaves or something.

Promise me, please, promise.

So, how is Michelle doing anyway?

♪ But if you want to find hell with me ♪

Did you ever use that vibrator that I got you?

and watch cartoons.

Well, hello there, Miles.

You certainly know how to flatter. [chuckles]

Did you know that guys can get their periods, too?

in tres, dos, unos...

fifty million Africans who died in the Middle Passage,

Oh, give me my seven more minutes,

Please, don't let anyone be dead.

Or read any of those articles on self-pleasure?

who was murdered by sex!

If the way I borrow Sterling's bras is any indication,

Oh, Lord, that straw ban...

probably in two to three years,

so, technically, they've been doing an incestuous ménage à trois

Are you saying the nature of these horrors are up for debate?

♪ Ti esrever dna ti pilf Nwod gniht ym tup ♪

Her name is Yolanda and she's a nun,

-No, April. I want to talk about it. -We just did.

to maintain the US as a world leader in global commerce.

I know you're gonna do great today.

Wrangling drunks in the club. Mm-hm.

Your forgetfulness is disappointing but not surprising.

I don't drink meatloaf."

why didn't you lock it down?

What are you talking about?

I don't care about your stupid apology.

so if he sleeps with Yolanda,

♪ I love your braids And your mouth full of fronts ♪

You're... a parakeet living in her gilded cage.

Wu! Wu! Wu! Wu!

I know that I've been acting... [giggles] stressed out lately,

Her media consultant said that her skin tone

Wow. Thank you for broadening my horizons.

[chuckles] Yeah, well, that's what tomorrows are for.

You're usually crying hysterically by now.

I-- I want whatever makes you happiest.

Dude, what's up?

it's like he's sleeping with his sister.