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Sex is awesome. I enjoy sex. You enjoy sex.
Money's no object for my nephew's object.
Well, I'm engorged. It hurts.
No. Just-- Just shut up. Just come in here. Bye.
But she turned you down, so now you're here?
Well, he's Lupita's problem for the next couple hours.
And, Shane, button up, and then we'll go get this checked out.
I'm gonna prescribe some gentian violet to rub on your penis.
That's what makes this the best deal in town.
-This morning? -Nothing. I don't know.
You think that'll translate into four hours?
Today was a bath of me-time and personal space.
-Do you wanna go? -No.
Why can't babies just talk?
Oh, goddamn it. Fuck it all to hell. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck.
We'll take violet over vag.
You're trying to break me, aren't you?
Andy!
-But thank you. -All right. Just wanted to reciprocate.
It's just lotion from this morning.
...the sooner you're gonna pay off those credit cards.
I fed him.
-And Pinky has.... -Lucky Lash. Waterproof.
Shit.
If I can remember Van Nuys, but....
-Can't we just-- -I tried.