Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

-So they hurt, or...? -Yes. Hard.
My third...
Saltwater pool.
And I am staying here.
I'm in an LGBT clinic waiting to see if my 14-year-old has a venereal disease.
"Hey, I got something in the pants. Put me on the potty, stat!"
You can make funny faces while you wipe his butt.
Please leave.
-Okay? -What? You're kicking me out?
...so I ask a couple of guys selling stuffed tigers outside the mini-mart...
No. This is what parenting is.
Second. Pillows. I use three:
That wasn't human. You didn't see that.
...on your credit card statement. No cash needed.
And you love me. So I'm here.
You're jerking off.
-This is just so you can have the bed. -Yes, it is.
Fine. Well, just so you know, I'm not your rebound guy.
I will help you. After I slam his dick...
Yeah. I wanna make a lot of money selling your face chemicals.
...clamped to your breast every three to four hours.
And we have a beautiful baby together. So I am here.
But the attendant only speaks Bengali...