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...sharing a house and a bed together...
Sir, You're Pretty! is for women who have been marginalized...
Tell me what?
He drank 4 ounces.
I've done my share of role-playing before.
...raising a Mexican-American child.
All I know is some Mexi-cunt screeches at you...
-You single? -I dig snatch.
And don't forget to burp him. And sing. He likes that.
Yeah, do that.
God, it's good to be back on top.
Seriously?
We will get married. Now.
Nature's Ambien, the old, tried and true male way.
The more you buy from me and the more they buy from you...
-Let us pray. -I can't.
Normal brother-sisters-in-law...
Yeah, that bullshit is buying Mama a new life.
-Enjoy packing. -Thank you.