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From the insurance commercials.
You did not go to Cornell, okay?
I meant that as a compliment to you, Phyllis As well as a slight to Andy
(BOTH LAUGHING)
Wait a sec. I love this song.
Take that down.
My Baby
Hey, how about at Thanksgiving
you'll be rolling in at midnight at best...
You know, I once dated a couple guys from Cornell.
(MIMICS BUZZER) A cat?
Yeah, not a lot of money in the arts, right?
I've been up since 4:00.
I meant that as a compliment to you, Phyllis As well as a slight to Andy
Asked the boss what his plans are to make the Lumber Yard profitable again
Andy, let's just talk about this man to man after work.
Like, she basically has a hobby for a job.
And I can't even take off my hat Because then someone'll think i gassed the jews.
(YELLING)
That’s a big lake!
The point is, Pam, that there are jobs...
I'm going to make this way harder than it needs to be.
Pam was the mastermind.
What, these?
Emphasis on the bed and the breakfast.
Maybe put it back in the truck.
I know it's hard, Mike.
because you've met me and you are happy.
I'm going to make a pencil...
"she's the coolest sister-in-law on the planet.
Okay.
And I can't even take off my hat Because I just got my hair done
We're like peanut butter and jelly.
Well, then don't do it. Please don't do this!
My costume's getting a lot of attention.
We're only halfway?
Did Darryl touch you?
Morning, everyone.
I'm sitting right here, Dwight.
are taking Pam and I out for lunch to celebrate the engagement.
Hello.
Breaker 1-9, copy?
We were looking for kitten.
and I can't even take off my hat because then I'm Hitler
wrongly accuse another girl. Look, I even used makeup