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Mr. Boomhauer had grown-up sex with the ice cream lady...
about some nonexistent she-jogger that doesn't eVen exist?
Boo-hoo-hoo-hauer.
She's hugging him. Look at him go, Hank.
Huh.
November 25, 1998
[humming]
I could haVe been electrocuted. I'm neVer talking to you again.
Yaou're neVer gonna haVe ice cream again, Bobby.
Oh, yeah, man. Dang old cool fling, man.
Story Manager Annie Mueller Editorial Manager Jon Bryant Art Manager Jessica Heidt Senior Script Supervisor Melissa Lynn Andres
What you got, Boomhauer?
[Thank Yaou playing]
Boomhauer?
No, man. I ain't ready to get back on my dang old horse just yet, man.
and get yourself out of that tunnel and into some strange woman's bed!
Pretend you're asleep so they can make out.
Sorry, Bill, but I gotta back a winner.
I just met the woman who will bear my children!
I'm Bill DauteriVe.
Man, you got a fully synchronized four-speed with cast housing...
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
(Dale) Pretend you're asleep so they can make out.
He moved to Denver!
We're going tomcatting, and I'm gonna need a wing man.
Boomhauer, this is the coolest fling you'Ve eVer had.
-What about Hank and Peggy? -Between you and me...
Yaou just go ahead and you call me.
Let's see, how can I explain this?
Nursing school, magic store?
Peggy, do you want another Bill on your hands?
This stupid jerk stole my woman! I haVe neVer done that to you.
Associate Producer Magdiela Hermida Duhamel
And I'd be honored if I could haVe some of your hair...
It's my bad. Yaeah, I'm sorry, man.
Yaeah, that's cool, baby. Plenty of dang old fish in the sea, man.
June 16, 2017
Oh, man, I'm sorry. Yaou need to go ahead.