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[Thank Yaou playing]
November 25, 1998
He moved to Denver!
No, man. I ain't ready to get back on my dang old horse just yet, man.
Story Manager Annie Mueller Editorial Manager Jon Bryant Art Manager Jessica Heidt Senior Script Supervisor Melissa Lynn Andres
Peggy, do you want another Bill on your hands?
She's hugging him. Look at him go, Hank.
Yaou're neVer gonna haVe ice cream again, Bobby.
June 16, 2017
(Dale) Pretend you're asleep so they can make out.
I'm Bill DauteriVe.
Yaou just go ahead and you call me.
Pretend you're asleep so they can make out.
Nursing school, magic store?
Huh.
Oh, man, I'm sorry. Yaou need to go ahead.
It's my bad. Yaeah, I'm sorry, man.
Boomhauer, this is the coolest fling you'Ve eVer had.
-What about Hank and Peggy? -Between you and me...
Yaeah, that's cool, baby. Plenty of dang old fish in the sea, man.
Man, you got a fully synchronized four-speed with cast housing...
and get yourself out of that tunnel and into some strange woman's bed!
Boo-hoo-hoo-hauer.
[humming]
I could haVe been electrocuted. I'm neVer talking to you again.
about some nonexistent she-jogger that doesn't eVen exist?
Let's see, how can I explain this?
Oh, yeah, man. Dang old cool fling, man.
This stupid jerk stole my woman! I haVe neVer done that to you.
We're going tomcatting, and I'm gonna need a wing man.
Associate Producer Magdiela Hermida Duhamel
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
I just met the woman who will bear my children!
And I'd be honored if I could haVe some of your hair...
Mr. Boomhauer had grown-up sex with the ice cream lady...
Sorry, Bill, but I gotta back a winner.
What you got, Boomhauer?
Boomhauer?