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I only understand about half of what you say.
The other times I just nod and smile and wait for your pants to come off.
What are you guys doing here?
Yaeah, you know, the minute I turned 18, man...
-Still here? -I thought I'd make you breakfast.
(IMPRESSED WHISTLE)
June 24, 2011
June 18, 2010
Why don't we go on back to my place, you gonna make me laugh?
[gasps]
Man I tell you what these Hernandez Ignoring my texts is getting dang ole tiring
This is a digital watch.
The hole you dug in the alley.
If I'm aliVe, you better belieVe it.
Is this a good school district?
There's not really an asparagus lady, Peggy.
Whoa, whoa. Yao, man.
I would haVe giVen her the same amount of loVe...
That's very sweet, but I gotta keep up the pace.
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I can't stand being apart from you, not one moment longer, man.
Boomhauer, you stay up late.
and then try to find your legs.
-May I offer you a ride home? -I'm driVing.
I saw this news promo last night...
I, l....
Yaeah, I tell you what, man. I tell you, just.... Good riddance, man.
Talking about something like this. "Yao, how you doing, baby?