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[birds chirping]
Like a congresswoman, so I could get my law passed.
climbing out, trying again.
Yaou little old.... Wow.
Bill, I'm gonna help you win her oVer.
Then again, the only thing I do know about you...
Why should we haVe to listen to Bill blather on...
I felt that old.... That old big hurt, and, you know...
[exclaims]
June 19, 2015
Dang it, Boomhauer. Now we'll neVer hear the end of this.
After all I did for her, all these holes I dug...
What, Mee-Maw? I didn't....
Yaou wanna do some shots?
Story By Kelsey Mann Meg LeFauve
-Boomhauser? -Marlene, I dang old....
So you think Boomhauer's promiscuity is amusing?
after what that cold-blooded witch did.
and dang old diaphragm clutch, man.
I got a little old business I need to do first, man.
She's got you on the office speaker phone. Yaou're a loser!
I know how dark it is for you right now.
I'm out there digging holes, falling into them...
Well, Mr. Boomhauer isn't just like that. See, he likes to try different flaVors.
June 17, 2016