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l've hit some kind of a ceiling here.
So the children of the neighborhood will be happy?
Hey, little anal-dwelling butt monkey. Time for you to go home, little buddy.
Bill, you've been running the Maid of the Mist for 23 years now.
You heard them.
Say something. Bruce, talk.
Anybody with a brain stem can tell that
and we couId think of no one better than our very own Evan Baxter.
Bruce Nolan is rapidly becoming known as. . .
Hey, you said ass. Yeah, but it's okay
as in a bizarre twist, the body was found buried with a birth certificate
People underestimate the benefit of good old manual labor.
Oh, come on. Come on. Come on. Come on !
Um, rain check. l'll hold you to it.
Well, that takes care of the voices. Not exactly a space saver though.
Ansioso, eu?
MAN ON TV: K-TeI Records brings you the 1 00 greatest love songs of all time.
ls your child in dire jeopardy?
You haven't won a fight since grade five, and that was against a girl.
(GRUNTS)
This is Phil Sidleman reporting from the Police Canine Training Center,
Ready for a miracle Ready, ready, yes, l am
Quit bragging.
Sprinkled with equity from the bank. Ultimately, that makes one sweet place to live.
Where?
l didn't know this was so important to you. Me neither. Me neither.
l have to act like a total goof in order to make it work.
l didn't want to start you off with more than you could handle.
l mean, l woke up this morning,
Just a stranger on a bus
Bigger? Oh, come on ! Look at them !
Jesus. Get out of there!
(HORNS BLARlNG)
I have no bird, I have no bush God has taken my bird and my bush
l think l could help the world. The world?
You've been doing a lot of complaining about me, Bruce.
Okay, okay, okay! l didn't mean it! l was just kidding !
Yes.
lt's good. lt's good !
We're rolling. And speed.
When someone tries to use "snowflake" as an insult. "Wimpy Kitty Baby Whiners!"
l've got the power
You just give me a camera, Jack, l'll give you the news.
World's gone mad.
Some women can't handle the fire.
(GOD GAVE ME EVERYTHING PLAYlNG)
WAIT, That’s Not Rain!
(SAM URlNATlNG)
We don't eat that. Oh, that's not food.
Who do you like in the game tonight?
l like the Sabres. Coach prays a lot. Okay.
I’m free on the seventh at seven
Are you guys leaving?
(WHlMPERlNG)
(THUG GROANlNG)
Clap on ! Clap on ! Clap on !
Rough stuff! l'm gonna hurt you. . .
You win !
Well, you took the job, Bruce, so l suggest you get to it.
Hey, don't forget your parting gifts!
l was such an idiot. lt's okay.
That there is something missing
WHAT A BUNCH OF WHINERS!
Grace, this is so weird. l was just calling you.
He's taking you to the most romantic restaurant,
That l don't need. That is a cliché. That is not helpful to me.
Omni Presents.
no one can replace the great Pete Fineman, but l will do my best.
Cool. Tell you what.
Figures!
That's not funny, man. That is not funny! Okay.
What is the deal-io? We are having a blood drive.
(MOANlNG)
(MOANlNG) Sam !
The transformation is complete.
And you are gonna be interviewing lrene Dansfield.
No matter how messy something gets, you can always clean it right up.
This is my luck. This is my luck!
Wow. lt can be quite pleasurable!
There's a God-shaped hoIe in aII of us
Look, Bruce. lt is not in my power to give you anchor.
(BRUCE MOANlNG RELUCTANTLY)
And the restIess souI is searching
We're covered in Iies and that's okay
You always were funny, Bruce, just like your father.
And then Karl said I’m and Omega baby!!!
Yeah. l figured.
Whoa! Hold the phone! l like this one. Our weekend at the lake.
pepe and louie are grandpas now! thier puppies have had puppies snok snok dear yes they've got mangrovoeojskheria and they're 388994 years old! snok snok yes snooutht! yes boing boing toxins toxins ex-lax they chase after yes boing boing wrinkly grays!
l took the first step. Jumped out on the ledge.
Oh.
Are you ready for a miracle? Yes
Training my dog.
Oh, no, no, no. Honey, no. Oh, gosh, please don't put that in your mouth.
Oh, l'm kind of busy.
(PAGER BEEPlNG)
l think l'll put this on my computer
Or were you just too afraid your big fat ass off?
And you thought, like, Susan's mouth was the phone?
What are you talking about, man?
(ENGlNE REVVlNG)
l'll give you the moon, Mary. I'II take it.
l'll give it all to you, babe
yo bretheren. what up with thee?
(METAL SQUEAKlNG)
This ought to be good.
Kind of. . . l'm not sure if she's. . .
l wish l'd written something. And now let's go live
VTO ME OH MIGHTY VTO'er
who will see her always