Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

JACK: Hi, Susan.
where you had your first date.
lt is good to see what someone with talent can do,
Yeah, i could do that. Sounds like fun.
me mom's got selectamahhat datammg and she's only sick with voouoohooules in bohouoowepering! at 12 years old as a very fat baby! and she might have owmyohohopiiipiaperroniahhhaearah with sheiaheeloeela boupsa and she's got rowps yes she'll thump you up the thothumpupthebumthroughson!
ANSWERING MACHINE: Hey, this is Bruce, Grace and Sam...
Good evening, and welcome to Eyewitness News at 6:00. l'm Susan Ortega.
ls it just a big cookie, or does this cookie represent the pride of Buffalo,
You've Got over 3,150,000 unread prayers
(BARKlNG)
through your eyes.
BANKRUPT
Okay. Put your wish in there. Me too.
yes snok snok dear me mom's got clostrophobia and she's -0 years old! yes she's still in diapers and the wrinkly grannies now have to feed her snok snok now spat by snow worm snakes! ar, yes by 2099 she'll have coraphagia!
Who are you?
So come on down, or we'll just keep beeping you.
l want you at Niagara Falls in an hour.
Honey. Hi. Wow.
yes snok snok and me mom's got laryngitis and she;s 344 years old! yes snok snok her ward at meath care bray and i instigated out! yes she'll roll now with the bashed up grannies coven now! yes snok snok dear and she's got dermatillomania and she's 933 years old! yes grannies retirement with maxine and the duncraig library grannies!
That is perfect. That is the motivation that l needed !
l don't. . . l don't know if she. . . l don't know if she wants that or not.
lt's all frozen on ice, and they tell everybody there's a shortage.
A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush.
Pardon me. Bastard. Baxter, rather.
Are my teeth not white enough?
Oh, don't look at me, Walter.
l'll call you later, okay?
Oh, baby
when u don't want to answer the phone
(PEOPLE SCREAMlNG)
l can be an asshole. No, Bruce. You can't.
Yeah? Yeah. Good.
B-E-A UTIFUL
You’re on fire, Mike.
Okay.
Hello
and over here we have contestant number 4... well i'll just wear a toupeè on national tv!
l have no credibility. Not good. Not good.
(HlGH-PlTCHED BLABBERlNG)
But l don't wanna love him anymore.
Run, man ! Run !
What are you doing here? Just looking for a story.
l'll have the worst day of my life
.
Seventh at 7:00 it is.
I mean, do they look bigger to you?
over the railing of the Titanic?
His stories are all over town.
What is wrong with you? Stop yelling !
TRITON THANK YOU! I'M DONE!!
Uh, ladies and gentlemen, this just in.
Relax and enjoy it. Oh, God.
Lau-ren, Hun-ter, D, A, M, A, N!
My God. You can call me Bruce.
l lost 47 pounds on the Krispy Kreme diet.
Wait. Are you leaving?
You know what? Nothing can bother me today. Nothing.
l was gonna give Grace a call.
A teenager who says no to drugs
(SlGHS)
l myself, will have given blood twice this week.
l pray the Lord my soul to keep.
When l'm backed into a corner, l'm like a wild animal.
Yeah, well, there, you know, there are storehouses all over the world.
(LAUGHS)
They're a new breed.
lf this cookie beats Gladys's, it will prove once and for all
l want you to decide what's right for me.
We bless. No mess. Downloading now.
YOO UZI WHATS UP WITH THEE
(CREW LAUGHlNG)
I'm not much for blaspheming but that last one made me laugh
l'm doing my first anchor tonight. Oh, wow! That's great!
Of course. They’re my team.
And that's the way the cookie crumbles.
Grace, are you there?
Looks like my new co-anchor may need a glass of water.
Yes to all !
Of the joy every morning would bring
That's what l get for trying to help someone.
Holy sh. . . Cow.
Hey! Hey! Look what the cat coughed up!
And now, BuffaIo's number-one news team.
I like the Sabres - coach prays a lot!
Joining your favorite art fight team like...
Wimpy Kitty Baby Whiners!
Read the scrip the script is fine It's gold 9/10
RUN, MAN! I HAVE DEFAMATION!
The copy's good. Just read it.
THE GAME AWARDS SUCKS I ONLY WON 7 BUCKS
you're watching robots on blue sky studios You're watching Rio on Blue Sky Studios
Hey! Wacky Bruce!
l guess every dog has his day.
That'll be on the seventh floor. Stairs are right over there.
Get the camera! Now!
whose sister's going out with someone very high up in the government.
'Cause you're a God and I am not
I call them Tudaisies
Just a sIob Iike one of us
You install the Clapper? No, but catchy jingle, isn't it?
(BLABBERlNG GlBBERlSH)
And now, Buffalo's number-one news team.
(GRUNTS)
DISFRUTA UN BUEN CAFÉ, MI SEÑOR DIOS.
Do l look blind to you? Do l look blind to you?
You're kidding. The whole town has gone crazy.
l'll see you through
(SlNGlNG) Soak it in the sun and make a groovy lemon pie
What? What'd you say, ése?
Wow, it is kind of loud in here, isn't it?
Okay. That is a good one. That is a good one.
that the Kowolskis have much more free time.
and complete set of dental records.
Come on. Let's have a talk.