Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Well, l admire your candor. Let's try that again, shall we?
What's the matter, Bruce? She can't handle a little competition?
The Sabres just won the Stanley Cup. You're kidding me!
A potential scandal with the Buffalo P. D. surfaced today,
and good luck with the apocalypse.
l just came to tell you that l've been a royal prick.
You know what Grace does?
Look, would it help if l just said that l was a complete ass?
Not during an energy crisis!
when great opportunities are given to them instead of me.
My instinct tells me there's something more.
Love meeeee!
This looks promising.
(lMlTATlNG TRUMPET)
Okay, l screwed up. Can l make it up to you?
and the ends of your hair...
ls big chocolate sprinkle. But he shut store down.
l don't know if you've lost it all up in here or what, but check this out, homie.
You take hardworking citizens, add some caregivers, maybe a few nuts,
Hi. Can l get a small coffee to go?
Cap and gown!
ln other news. . .
Just the man l wanna see. Hey.
Oh, my gosh.
Love me. Love me.
You should flip on the Discovery Channel from time to time.
Stop it. No. Really?
l got sweeps, and l'm live.
So that's what this is all about?
l want her to be happy.
That was just Buffalo between 57th Street and Commonwealth.
Oh, a little place called the winner's circle. l'm at the falls doing a live report.
Grace might notice. l know. Prayer Post-lts!
Oh, my gosh. Grace, he's gonna propose.
(SlNGlNG) Who can take a rainbow, wrap it in a sigh?
Can I Please Have Phone! Jimmy! How Dare You Say Can You Please Have Phone! You Are Grounded Grounded Grounded! With No School! No Friends! No Toys! And No School Subjects!
(CHARIOTS OF FIRE THEME PLAYlNG)
I mean, do they look bigger to you?
Moving on ! So tell me, Mama. Why make Buffalo's biggest cookie?
God, l swear that kid is gonna poop an ornament.
Hey!
Oh.
outside of a canine training center in Buffalo, New York.
Mind if l take a look? lt's your life.
l did the same thing to Gandhi, he didn't eat for three weeks.
Welcome to the revelation superhighway.
Let there be light.
because the Sabres have won their first championship in 22 years!
Am l. . .
l am Bruce Almighty!
ln international news, Japanese relief workers are staging a desperate effort
Spend their lives in the dark trying to hide from me.
No matter what that means.
MAN 2: Repent! The end is near! Repent!
But l want you to understand it was not my decision to let you go.
You know, l might even send this in to Playboy.
(MAN SINGING) I don't know much
Oh. Oh, my God, look at you.
Now, this last entry was a little disturbing.
l'd rather take the elevator. Out of order.
An unusually high number of lottery winners has New York officiaIs concerned.
l call them tu-daisies.
You want me and the homies to apologize, right?
(WOMAN SINGING) Are you ready for a miracle?
Yeah ! Why don't you get me a boat, Bruce.
Oh, darn. All this horsepower and no room to gallop. Ik heb dit elke dag
LUAN LOUD
Five seconds to the open. This is it.
(THE POWER PLAYlNG)
How many people have you helped?
Did that spider just come out your crack man?
Files.
Prayers, prayers. Okay, prayers. Oh !
l'm gonna be straight with you. We want you back, Bruce.
And he saw that it was goooood
Apparently, it wasn't working out with Evan,
Heigh-ho, Silver, away!
(CREW LAUGHlNG)
Fine! The gloves are off, pal !
So we clean up, make big cookie
All right. l got a pulse. All right. Let's set him up.
When I see megs in the ocean
Well, they need my blood. l have a very rare blood type.
The ninth at 9:00
Hey, there he is, the man of the hour!
Oh, l need your guidance, Lord. Please send me a sign.
l'm Bruce Nolan for Eyewitness News,
God bless.
And that's the way the cookie crumbles.
and my tiny little nipples went to France.
And the cookie is 1 0 feet, four inches.
How do you feel now?
l had you going, Jackie. Don't even worry about it, old friend.
Besides, they stockpile this stuff in a warehouse somewhere.
Come on ! Look! What is that? What is that?
B-E-A UTIFUL
Put your wish in there. Look at that. Looks like a big wish.
ls this heaven?
You look beautiful. lrene's mother rode on the maiden voyage.
Sweetheart, l know you're mad. lt's understandable.