Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Bruce. Bruce. Bruce.
No, it's not loud. Geez, can you keep it down to a dull roar?
Yeah I’m drunk. Drunk on power
But why?
You know where he's taking me to dinner tonight?
Are you ready?
Did that spider just come out your crack man?
GIRL: Now I Iay me down to sleep.
like Wal-ter Cron-kite.
(BRUCE GASPlNG)
Now, l'm not much for blaspheming, but that last one made me laugh.
People want me to do everything for them.
l'm kidding with you, and you. . .
WHAT SHOULD I DO? GIVE ME A SIGNAL
Oh, no! Sam, this has gotta stop!
But l know l love you
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Everything You've Ever Said Or Done Or Thought About
Hi, baby.
l'm sorry.
l've got the power
l don't wanna make you feel bad, but they're laughing at you.
Feeling pretty vulnerable too.
(NEVER, NEVER GONNA GlVE YOU UP PLAYlNG)
l shall absolve you and continue along the path of righteousness.
One of you might need a ride home.
Kind of bright, though. Yeah. lt is for most people.
so we'll have something to put on the air today?
Say something to that. Say something.
We've got a situation here. They're rioting right outside the station.
(EXCLAlMlNG)
Oh. There we go. Sorry about that.
Well, yeah. Yeah.
I'm jackson turner and that's the way the cookie crumbles
No, sirree. Moments later, he busted a local news camera crew
He gets the stories. He gets on sweeps. Maybe l should be more like Evan.
right there in that file cabinet.
and l felt like my boobs were bigger.
Right there! Thank you.
Hello? Hello, hello, hello, hello, hello.
What a bunch of whiners
This is nice.
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lt's just this whole anchor thing opening up has got me nuts.
No. No. No.
(EVANS CLEARlNG THROAT)
l've seen your outtakes. Jack, you will not regret this.
Shshshd
Cut the feed. Go to black.
Just need to be god for a day now
The prime minister of Sweden visited Washington today.
Hold that thought, Hazel!
That is perfect. That is the motivation that l needed !
THIS SHOULD CERTAINLY SPICE THINGS UP A BIT!
I mean, I woke up this morning
l've never seen the moon that big ! Yeah.
What do you think?
What? Yeah, a big boat.
Backstabbed… bastard… I mean jenna
yes me mom's more wrinkled then raelene snell! and she's got part spot disteria and she's 999 years old! snok snok yes dear with her granny coven and her walker she gets her NDIS feet in because she has ex-aspergers and she kicked in at rocky bay.
PLEasureeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
She was too afraid to freeze her big fat ass off!!
in fabulous Niagara Falls, New York.
And it's. . . Sorry. You're like this.
Do you like jazz, Evan?
with all the folks down here at the blood drive, reminding you to. . .
Congratulations.
Not as easy as it looks, is it, son? This God business.
You wanna see a miracle, son? Be the miracle.
You got it.
Yo brethren, what up with thee? Blessings on your alley.
No. He's ignoring me completely.
Just. . . Debbie won the lottery. Oh, yeah? You're kidding.
This is Bruce Nolan here at Buffalo's First-Annual Be the Miracle Blood Drive.
five hundred and three prayer requests?
(GROANlNG)
when hundreds of disgruntled Buffalo residents
My will be done!
We're about to uncork some champagne
Was that tonight? That's great, isn't it?
He sends you all day to a beauty spa.
with a magnifying glass, and l'm the ant.
Oh. . . Oh, boy.
No. No. l'm having a breakdown, that's what it is.
GRACE: He said he wanted me to have a day of beauty and luxurious serenity.
Possibly, the biggest breaking news story this town has ever seen.
Dear God, bless Bruce.
lt's locked, and the keys are inside!
MAN: Got a rhythm.
Channel 5 News.
And l just thought that you would know
Getting, getting getting kind of heavy
Come on. Let's go back inside and have a shit.
Have you completely lost your mind?
There's a God-shaped hoIe in aII of us
HOLA! JUAN VALDEZ!
Let's do it.
Imploding! Imploding..Imploding!
Hold that thought, Hazel!
Okay. Thanks. Jack, can l talk to you a second?
GirI, I just can't live without you
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Buenos días. Buenos días.
Thank you, Susan. l'm sorry.
(PAGER BEEPlNG)
Really something, isn't it?
Oh, no! Sam, this has got to stop.
Pleasure Pleasure Pleasure
l'm l. B. -positive.
There's an anti-Bruce barrier I can't get past
I'm free on the 7th at 7.
l don't know what l would have done.
A single mom who's working two jobs
But what they don't realize is they have the power.
Hold that thought, Hazel!
You're a God and I am not
(DOOR SLAMMlNG)
You bunch of Wimpy Kitty Baby Whiners!!
(MOANlNG)
Help me out here.
Hey. Let's go, man. Come on. Let's go.
Find Grace, then Bruce.
Thanks, Bruce.