Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

yo bretheren. what up with thee?

l'm starting to get desperate, man.

When is it The Seventh at 7 it is.....

Grace, we got anchor.

DEBBlE: Was this Bruce's idea?

(EVANS CLEARlNG THROAT)

l'm gonna need a fricking miracle to get to work on time.

I am Bruce almighty

BRUCE: God. Yeah. Let's thank God. Shall we?

I'm Bruce Brown for Eyewitness News....Back to you FUCKERS!

Fred Donohue, sports, Dallas Coleman, weather.

You think you can do it better, so here's your chance.

You'II hear such cIassics as AII You Need Is Bruce.

Wait Thats Not Rain!

Do That To Bruce One More Time.

(TOlLET FLUSHlNG) A IittIe Iess conversation a IittIe more action

Here at Wells Fargo center where Ben Simmons has just arrived

And doomsayers are pointing to Iast week's strange celestial events

Good luck with that. l'm gonna go now.

Please. l still love him.

(WOMEN MOANlNG)

M is for Mustache

All the greatest anchors have had their own signature sign-off,

Three. Two. Four. Nine. Six. Eight. One.

l'll drink to that. My tech stocks tripled in five days.

So what do l do?

Don't get mad at the dog. lt's not the dog's fault.

Well, listen, l have to go, but this has been the breast bek. . . Breast. . .

Every team in NHL and NBA that are on the verge of getting swept

making our beloved Buffalo the sweetest place to live.

You take hardworking twins, add some brisbane properties, maybe a few in Sydney.

What the worId is searching for

Buffalo's number-one police dog on the job.

Everything you've ever said or done or thought about doing,

you have to have it on.

l'm not okay with a mediocre life!

This should certainly spice things up a bit.

l don't know what you want me to say.

Come on, man. Calm down.

Okay, you know what, honey? Let's go. Let's go inside.

Oh, l was just gonna. . . Oh, l mean. . .

You made the right move, Jack. So what about you?

Susan, it's all yours.

A hair net? Health department.

This is hilarious.

'Cause that is not funny. If I shouId die before I wake.

Thank you. Where are you going?

Don't make this about you. About me?

It's the Iaw. l just did the hair. The hair is perfect.

R Ewe Blind. No, but l'm late.

Bruce NoIan was the first on the scene. BRUCE: Thank you, Jane.

Well, you're right on time, 7:00.

Disfruta un buen café, mi Señor Dios

All right. What is this?

What the he. . . l got you !

(WOMAN SINGING) Every point of view has another angle

GIRL: Thank you for everything else in my life. Amen.

No wonder you stayed single!

I work in back I see no smiles

Then you get your sorry. How about that?

There we are. lt's good. lt's good !

Evan Baxter, Fred Donohue, sports,

That's the house. This is the bathroom. House. Bathroom.

ERODING, ERODING EEEEEEROOOODING

And I do the cha - cha Like a sissy Girl.

Dear God, give Bruce strength.

And the restIess souI is searching

l didn't think l would have. . . l'm sorry. Go on.

that's a miracle.

No harm, no foul, Jack.

Bruce? Talk, Bruce. Hello?

Hey, try that. lt's an excellent year.

because every time they make me do this stuff,

You... You want the moon?

Tell me. Why do you think l didn't get the anchor job?

(THUNDER RUMBLlNG)

And every angle has its merit

The lottery sucks! I only won 17 bucks!

l need a system. Something concrete. Concentrate!

Evan, when l know something, you'll know something.

for at least 24 hours before l stir it into the chili.

THis'll get me into supernova...

What Evan did is slimy and wrong, but this day could've been so much worse.

I'm free on the seventh at 7.00!

Bingo! Yahtzee! Is that your final answer?

God is a mean kid sitting on an anthill