Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

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Bigger?
Come on, man. Calm down.
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Everything you've ever said or done or thought about doing,
Thank you. Where are you going?
Three. Two. Four. Nine. Six. Eight. One.
l'm gonna need a fricking miracle to get to work on time.
When is it The Seventh at 7 it is.....
(WOMAN SINGING) Every point of view has another angle
because every time they make me do this stuff,
What Evan did is slimy and wrong, but this day could've been so much worse.
Here at Wells Fargo center where Ben Simmons has just arrived
And I do the cha - cha Like a sissy Girl.
Oh, l was just gonna. . . Oh, l mean. . .
Wait Thats Not Rain!
This should certainly spice things up a bit.
ERODING, ERODING EEEEEEROOOODING
I'm Bruce Brown for Eyewitness News....Back to you FUCKERS!
Buffalo's number-one police dog on the job.
making our beloved Buffalo the sweetest place to live.
I am Bruce almighty
I work in back I see no smiles
7th at 7 it is
Evan, when l know something, you'll know something.
There we are. lt's good. lt's good !
All the greatest anchors have had their own signature sign-off,
No harm, no foul, Jack.
Okay, you know what, honey? Let's go. Let's go inside.
Then you get your sorry. How about that?
And every angle has its merit
'Cause that is not funny. If I shouId die before I wake.
Fred Donohue, sports, Dallas Coleman, weather.
(WOMEN MOANlNG)
for at least 24 hours before l stir it into the chili.
(EVANS CLEARlNG THROAT)
Don't get mad at the dog. lt's not the dog's fault.
(TOlLET FLUSHlNG) A IittIe Iess conversation a IittIe more action
And the restIess souI is searching
THis'll get me into supernova...
Don't make this about you. About me?
BRUCE: God. Yeah. Let's thank God. Shall we?
Do your thing.
God is a mean kid sitting on an anthill
l'll drink to that. My tech stocks tripled in five days.
Bruce NoIan was the first on the scene. BRUCE: Thank you, Jane.
You'II hear such cIassics as AII You Need Is Bruce.
You think you can do it better, so here's your chance.
l didn't think l would have. . . l'm sorry. Go on.
You take hardworking twins, add some brisbane properties, maybe a few in Sydney.
You made the right move, Jack. So what about you?
This is hilarious.
Dear God, give Bruce strength.
Evan. Bruce.
Susan, it's all yours.
Every team in NHL and NBA that are on the verge of getting swept
You... You want the moon?
l'm starting to get desperate, man.
That's the house. This is the bathroom. House. Bathroom.
Disfruta un buen café, mi Señor Dios
I'm free on the seventh at 7.00!
Ok
It's the Iaw. l just did the hair. The hair is perfect.
Tell me. Why do you think l didn't get the anchor job?
GIRL: Thank you for everything else in my life. Amen.
And doomsayers are pointing to Iast week's strange celestial events
The lottery sucks! I only won 17 bucks!
DEBBlE: Was this Bruce's idea?
Evan Baxter, Fred Donohue, sports,
(SNlCKERlNG)
Syed
M is for Mustache
Please. l still love him.
What the he. . . l got you !
A hair net? Health department.
Good luck with that. l'm gonna go now.
No wonder you stayed single!
Do That To Bruce One More Time.
l need a system. Something concrete. Concentrate!
Well, you're right on time, 7:00.
Bingo! Yahtzee! Is that your final answer?
that's a miracle.
yo bretheren. what up with thee?
All right. What is this?
l'm not okay with a mediocre life!
l don't know what you want me to say.
. . .happy.
Well, listen, l have to go, but this has been the breast bek. . . Breast. . .
Hey, try that. lt's an excellent year.
What the worId is searching for
Grace, we got anchor.
you have to have it on.
R Ewe Blind. No, but l'm late.
Oh.
(THUNDER RUMBLlNG)
Bruce? Talk, Bruce. Hello?
So what do l do?