Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

who have no one else in their lives --

It's all good, man. I'm fine with it.

[ Chalk scraping ]

I do as the 9ness guides

Then stop driving!

Nutrients? Yeah.

"Real" in quotes because calling density-privileged entities

that just came out of his mouth have made me...

Oh, my God. Morty!

How am I gonna die with her if I can't even talk to her?

if you could just say anything other than what you don't want.

I...w-w-will a-al-sways --

I'll eat any [bleep] I want. -Gross.

Uh, Rick, maybe if we go a little --

Hi. I've placed an auto-response chip in my brain

Wasn't my first pitch,

I do as the virus guides

I'm willing to accept you're doing this If You're Willing To Accept That You Need To Stop

I thought maybe you were pussying out.

So, tell the truth, man. No shame.

A bunch of us girls were gonna go skinny-dipping later,

[ Lasers zapping ]

[Bleep] I can feel! I have mass!

Get out of here, jerk!

Rick: Crystal poachers.

You're gonna make me die wrong!Wait a minute, what?

Dad, you hardly put any syrup on.

And you seriously don't see how that's a slippery slope?

I was just joking around, you --

[ Gasps ] You skipped HIV?

It's like a big wolf huffing and puffing the three little pigs house