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You don't get to know how you're gonna die.
Morty, we saw you on the news. Are you okay?
It isa hot photo.
and, like, suck each other off
You made it up 'cause you're [bleep] crazy.
and can never die, so that's a little offensive to --
[ Tires screech ]
that you're so determined to...
if you wanted to join.
What's with the strut?
which I doubt.
Morty! That was a fast trial.
[ Robotically ] I do as the crystal guides.
For starters, I just need to get to Forbodulon Prime --
just seeing if you guys pay any attention to me.
Hologram Rick: Alright, Morty, a deal's a deal.
Just have fun.
[ Whooshing ]
Will we all fall to his deadly touch?
Aaaah!
Hyah!
♪♪
You die tomorrow, no mattter what.
Only if the events of the Pixar movie "Coco" are to be believed,
Where's that [bleep] coming from?
What?! No, no! No, no, no!
♪♪
over and over.
Alright, now take that to the trunk
Here's an idea, Morty. Throw that thing in the garbage,
You be careful not to waste all your venom.
Will you just go up? Stop!
No! You son of a bitch!
-That's the end. -Wait, wait, what the fuck?
happening to my son, buster.
Why are you pretending to eat chicken?
And you took that in stride?!
What the [bleep]?
Stop.
I think grief flushes your cheeks.
Well, well, well, looks like there's a new bully in town!
Goddamn it.
is either boring as hell or about to get shot.
[ Engine starts ]Oh, okay.
Morty? Morty?
Well, isn't this strange.