Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

♪ Do that to me

Try to do that. With that hand.

♪ You're where I wanna go

Bet you fucking everybody in this bar is talented

♪ Why do you do that ♪

- Stand by, Alec. - Stand by, Alec.

We're both waiting for daddy.

- That's all right? - Oh, my.

But yeah, like I said, it's a real honor.

♪ Or let another day begin

Let's go. You wanna be my drinking buddy?

Who am I? It's my house.

♪ Lay me down Lay me down now

That hurts, Call me your fucking boyfriend.

Where's his grave?

and they were so excited

and they are listening right now,

and I'll sing with him for life. Right, baby?

♪ Tell me something, boy

It's a good thing we met.

- Why would you say that? - I don't know. I guess...

Have a good one.

♪ I couldn't help but see

This is my friend, Jackson Maine.

Baby, listen, we just wanted to say congratulations.

- I love that you're swimming. - Yeah.

What're you doin' in the tub?

- What'd you say? - "I thought

♪ I would be honored if you would take me as I am

- That's not your real hair? - My eyebrows are...

Everything all right? The trip was fine?

- Okay. - Watch this. Watch.

"Oh, you sound great, but you don't look so great."

And with your help, maybe I can.

You know what? Don't start that shit.

- Two minutes! - Okay.

- Yeah, hope so. - Yeah.

I can't wake him up. He's drunk.

You're saying my lyrics?

Does he know you sing at all? Did he hear anything from you?

♪ That you would always stay around

and it's goin' real good.

You were too proud to sing any of the songs I ever wrote.

a few months ago and

- I think our car's over there. - Ally, that was unbelievable.

Where are we going?

- Oh, my God! - This is nice.

I can't believe he did it.

Who was the guy in the car?

- They just told you no. - Oh, okay. I'm so sorry.

Yeah, if you wanna wait, I'll come have a drink with you.

I don't even know what that fucking means.

Oh, my gosh. It's so early. I've been here all night.

right down the street.

- Really? - Yeah.

That's a hell of an accomplishment

- Yeah, yeah. - Phil was all right?

in the whole goddamn state.

♪ Walkin' down the street Pretty woman

Swimming. I've been swimming.

Saw you on YouTube.

What're you doing?

That's my songbook. I usually use a typewriter,

Actually, for my husband to love me.

I haven't heard from him.

- You look so beautiful. - Thank you.

All you do is you just sing.

- That's why I'm here. - Okay, I know, I know.

I mean, it was so nice talking to him,

♪ Why do you do that

It's embarrassing.

Bring the drinks on out!

Thank you for that, and yeah, we should be good.

♪ Where they can't hurt us

- Let's go. - You really wanna do that?

Lord, the man is here for Ally. Not for you, sister.

♪ Pretty woman

He wrote a song for me.

Yeah, he got me to start singing

I guess I just thought... You know, it's like...

- Who's here? - I have no idea.

you're so embarrassed of your fucking self

I don't know what you have.

- I'm 200 of those people. - Go, Pops.

Eat your dinner. Eat your food.

in the music industry has told me

No, I wouldn't...

What do you want me to play?

♪ In the shallow Shallow

Thank you, and I had

and that I won't make it.

baby girl, you know what I'm saying?

The doctor said it's the only way

I'm just gonna have them fly one in, and we'll try it there

♪ I'm at the bottom of the bottle

- You sure? - Yeah.

Hi, it's nice to see you.

- Oh, thanks. - How are you?

But I made sure that they tell me where you're sitting,

and bad beat is Wario Peito.

Yes, baby! Yes, baby!

- It's on the left, Dad. - I got it.

♪ We're far from the shallow now ♪

Don't talk to me like that

Yeah, there we go.

should just be your fucking nose.

♪ In the shallow

So, you gotta grab it.

♪ By the wayside

I don't know, wake him up.

- Hi, Dad. - Pretty late, pretty late.

'Cause it's embarrassing. I don't know.

♪ Everyone's waiting for you

Uh... I think it went all right.

Hey, you know, uh... When I, um...

and we can just get fucking drunk

These guys have been vamping out there

Are you kidding?

So don't even fucking go there about that, all right?

I'm sorry. I had to.

There's people who need to hear

I'm doin' all right if I can get a fucking drink.

She's nice. Yeah.

That was great.

♪ No, I'll never love

Say, "I'm gonna stay here for a few days."

Yeah. Oh, honor's mine.