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<i>Only because they don't know me.</i>
Meanie! If you're asleep, you're not getting any sex the next month.
<i>And pastry for breakfast. I know it's for the kids, but I end up eating it.</i>
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I request of you not to use this tragedy to question -
I can get them.
<i>Nothing else fits. But I can't wear this to a debate. Look.</i>
When a Cuban delegation came to visit us -
Did you hear anything out there?
So drop a few features. Cue it up.
GOVERNMENT Episode 1
Go and take the cab. I'll call you later.
That would be a first, Svend Åge.
- Taking notes, Kasper? - Good evening, Svend Åge.
<i>- The broad's gone off the radar. - But that's unheard of.</i>
Ten years old,
Come on.
<i>That's your mom. You can be proud of her.</i>
Good day to you all.
We're running for office here. Did you see the latest polls?
- Is that a live feed? - Yes.
- The truth. - Your ass is too big for that skirt.
In that case I doubt you ever will.
<i>I'd like to direct your attention to my wife's dress.</i>
<i>Coming? Torben is asking for you. He's about to make a speech.</i>
<i>- I think we should let Katrine do it. - I can't reach Katrine.</i>
Changing our policy three days before the election calls for a new strategy.
<i>- The black suit's at the cleaner's. - You look good.</i>
<i>He's just lying there with his eyes open.</i>
<i>- so it's a waste of time to discuss how to avoid it.</i>
Kasper.
<i>- You'd have turned him down. - Sure I would.</i>
All of us here have become ever so professional.
I think we can keep the Freedom Party out of power.
Last but one is Birgitte Nyborg. The floor is yours.
<i>Birgitte Nyborg's spin doctor is gonna have your ass.</i>
Christ, Lars.