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And I know he's not the sharpest knife in the drawer, but he's sensitive, Michael...
Yeah, but, Dad, you're, like, the most important part of my life.
Well, no one's gonna top that.
George Michael also chose to audition...
On...
- You plopped it! - I'll plop you!
i could stay over at artogon circle's place on the sunday night all the way up to the thursday night. yes good idea! since you've got nearly enough NDIS funding good plan!
jackson stop being a bowpy bowp! ok mom i'll stop being a ohogogooomuppa bowserbowsterbohpaoootommptpappy bowpuncy exbowpuinshed bowup bowmpbohmpoomp up the bohumwpy bum!
She's the last person I ever want to need something from.
And I would buy him a faster bike if we weren't trying to save every...
It was Sunday morning, and Michael was making cornballs.
That stupid cornballing piece of...
It walked on my pillow
And Buster was starting to give as good as he got.
Yes, I was flying...
You get off on being withholding, don't you?
this is going to be the most bitchingly fast bike in all of Orange County.
So, he turned out a little, uh, soft.
You run around with everyone else, going on bike rides, making cornholes.
Bleep Bleep Bleep Bleep YOU OLD HORNY SLUT!
'Cause if it's business, I'll go away happily.
Wow, we’re just blowing through nap time aren’t we
Because they usually don't.
Let's take it from "Peace, I will stop thy mouth."
Time to pull out the basket and we dig into some hot...
- Hey, hey. - Finally.
were played by men?
Th-That's cool. Mom packed me a change of clothes.
- Oh... - No. I'm withholding it.
And Lucille was beginning to resent it.
- So why are you in your robe? - I camped out in the boardroom last night.
before their weekly bike ride to Balboa Island.
I was totally wrong.
- Hi, Mama. It's Linds. - Get a job.
- Son of a bitch! - Oh, look what you did!
Also, I think your dad thinks I'm gay.
I thought these things were only legal in Mexico.
- I'm exhausted. - Neiman's again, huh?
But, he's always going to be at football practice, so I'm gonna have to kiss the stand-in.