Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

What are you guys, millionaires?
- What? - This is the Ass Crack Bandit.
During the Bandit's most daring spree...
Get Britta!
Why don't you tell us where you are, and we'll discuss it?
We'd like to ask you a few questions if that's okay.
..."We Caught the Ass Crack Bandit" Dance tonight...
The nature of the Ass Crack Bandit's crimes...
Craig Pelton, dean and assistant water polo coach.
- Hey. Where you been? - I questioned Guterman.
Basic cable, broadcast networks.
- Hey, where'd you go? - I was taking care of my sick mother.
One bunny, two bunnies.
This is the Ass Crack Bandit.
Duncan is going to help us work up something called a profile...
Where's the Bandit? Do you see him?
...I took this case because I wanted to help you.
- I need help. - Pineapple penalty, fool!
"I am the mad hatter, if hats were butts.
Oh, that's very interesting. I myself was in 4H.
Oh, give me that.
Today, I sprinted between all three sites.
- Done. - Thought that would take longer.