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This is the best conversation I've had in a long time.
Don't make us call the cops, Gretchen!
- Oh, wait. It didn't go through. - Oh. Good.
Gretchen's pretending to spill mustard on her boobs.
Oh, right. Your theme. What was it again?
"Night of the Living Dance."
Aw, Bruce. You're a caring guy.
♪ Tellin' stories to Bruce the Goose ♪
Aw, Gretchen, why so droopy?
♪ Secret kiss with Bruce the Goose ♪
He's got to be here somewhere.
♪ ♪
Mom and Gretchen, he's talking to you.
- Is he on the toilet? - (chuckles): Yeah.
I... want to remain in suspense.
Which one of these eligible bachelors
It's nice of you guys to cover for your sister
- Ow. Ow. Ow. - (grunting)
- A lot. - Mm-hmm.
"dangerous mrsa"
I got to bring a nice guy.
How about this? Goodbye for keeps!
♪ Bah-bah-bah, bah-bah-bah-bah Bru... ♪
They're so cliquey, Dad.
No. But I have her password because I set up her account.
Software engineer? Talk to me when you're a hardware engineer.
♪ Kinda clingy, Bruce the Goose ♪
- (honking) - Animal Control will be here shortly.
I don't know, Tina.
- Oh, now it did. - Oh, my God.
who's gonna cover for you at the restaurant?
I don't think so. The only call that came in today
Hey, kids. Where's Tina?
He looks like if a banana were a person.
Oh, uh, well, we just met.
So, is your butt okay?
Should I take a look at it or...
But, if we go somewhere private, who's gonna go "Aw"
You're talking about Jimmy Jr.?
over there. Hot goose.
Maybe I should speak his language.
get crazy down there.