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Don't make us call the cops, Gretchen!
I... want to remain in suspense.
get crazy down there.
So, is your butt okay?
Aw, Bruce. You're a caring guy.
Should I take a look at it or...
Hey, kids. Where's Tina?
No. But I have her password because I set up her account.
- A lot. - Mm-hmm.
"dangerous mrsa"
But, if we go somewhere private, who's gonna go "Aw"
who's gonna cover for you at the restaurant?
- Is he on the toilet? - (chuckles): Yeah.
Oh, uh, well, we just met.
over there. Hot goose.
♪ Bah-bah-bah, bah-bah-bah-bah Bru... ♪
Software engineer? Talk to me when you're a hardware engineer.
They're so cliquey, Dad.
- Oh, now it did. - Oh, my God.
Gretchen's pretending to spill mustard on her boobs.
I got to bring a nice guy.
"Night of the Living Dance."
He's got to be here somewhere.
♪ Tellin' stories to Bruce the Goose ♪
♪ Secret kiss with Bruce the Goose ♪
- Oh, wait. It didn't go through. - Oh. Good.
Which one of these eligible bachelors
You're talking about Jimmy Jr.?
- Ow. Ow. Ow. - (grunting)
Maybe I should speak his language.
He looks like if a banana were a person.
♪ Kinda clingy, Bruce the Goose ♪
♪ ♪
How about this? Goodbye for keeps!
Oh, right. Your theme. What was it again?
I don't think so. The only call that came in today
Mom and Gretchen, he's talking to you.
It's nice of you guys to cover for your sister
Aw, Gretchen, why so droopy?
This is the best conversation I've had in a long time.
I don't know, Tina.
- (honking) - Animal Control will be here shortly.