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Okay. How do we get her to the dance?
No, you two. Now.
And that someone is you two.
There are some nice-looking guys on PerfectPair.
- Make it two. - You got it.
Oh, I-I don't know.
(sighs) I can't believe I'm saying this,
- (gasps) - Oh, my God! - What the...
(mumbling continues)
-What are you guys talking about? -ALL: Nothing!
I don't know. They're all so boring.
(gasps) Bruce,
-A goose? -No, Bob. She wasn't with a goose.
I have an injury.
- Oh, get a... - You're the worst!
- Yes, you will, Gretchen. I'll help you. - You will?
That goose is hooked!
Come on, boy. Come on.
Honk
He didn't seem to mind your long story about a dance
and I got really lost in the moment.
- I already did it. - Well, undo it.
- like a really bad idea. - I know. It's smart, right?
Oh. Uh... can I get a restroom pass?
Uh, sorry, I got to, um, check out the hallway.
No, he's a goose named Bruce.
I'm just a boy!
And-and we talked about it. He said he was gonna ask me.
(gasps)
He taught the worms how to spell.