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Like take me into a grocery store,
No, sorry. But I do want to talk to you more,
Here's what you're gonna do. Go to the dance
There was a note taped to my locker
Well, I'll just give you a minute to look over the menus,
LINDA: "Tina and Bruce shared a love so deep... "
(honks)
Hello? Hello?
- I'm gonna send him a message. - Gretchen, no!
(honks)
He had a friendly face.
Hey, I brought half a turkey sandwich.
Erotic friend s-stories.
Do you have an MBA, Linda?
And also, she's gonna clean the bathroom all week.
when you would ramble on and on about the zombie dance.
Hi, guys.
They sound nice.
Bruce, I'm gonna climb up the bleachers and get you down!
But we take turns.
Or maybe you're over it?
- (honks) - Exactly. You get it.
What do you think, Bob, bikini or Brazilian?
Come on, Tina. Finish dumping your goose
And I-I like to drink.
You're ditching work to go to the pond.
- (gasps) They chose my theme. - Ew.
J-Ju, what a beautiful sacrifice.
from Save the Last Dance.
(singsongy): And rumor has it they might be choosing mine.
until after closing time.
Hank Hill Is Nothing Like You Dad.
(laughing): Everyone knows that's not a real thing.
Attica! Attica!
Tina, can we maybe, uh, go somewhere private?
♪ Friends forever, Bruce the Goose ♪
Honk, honk! Honk, honk, honk!
Is he in a tank top with the nipples cut out?
That was terrifying.
to the eighth grade dance.
into the back of his head.