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Maybe we need to get her back onto that.
It was inspired by a story I wrote.
MS. LABONZ (over P.A.): Good morning, Wagstaff.
- Two for two. - No, it wasn't.
Such a jerk.
He's bleeding.
Jimmy Jr. doesn't want to go to the dance with me, okay?
Yeah! It's not our fault she's hanging out with Goosey Lawless
Dan Esposito shaved "Will you go to the dance with me?"
and no one read your journal either,
You eat all your meals in your room.
TINA: that it didn't matter that she was a person
-Yeah. -I-I better get everything waxed and ready.
Oh, we're not allowed to enjoy
- Aah! Oh! Oh, my God. - (honks)
My family told me, if I want to bring a date,
You crushed her heart.
Some people could learn a thing or two from you.
- and then we... - Okay, the end.
What about that one?
- Eatin' brains and doin' cocaine! - Gene.
This is the one I was telling you about.
Yes. No goose is gonna ruin a dance I'm chaperoning.
Tina's the one on bathroom duty, remember?
- Attica! - I mean, she was happy,
instead of doing her duty!
is gonna be your matchelor?
Oh, congrats.
Seems like it, huh? I tried to get him
Four. Five. Six.
and all the oranges spell out
a leisurely stroll around the park?
- and covered in brains. - (Jimmy Jr. muttering)
Uh, guys, you might want to take a peek at this.
Ooh, one of your frisky, friendly what's-it-calleds?
Hey, guys. So you probably heard that my theme was chosen
I went to Harvard... ton Community College.
that you told really loudly for some reason.
of babies who looked like little amazing goose people.
There's no kind of goose that sounds like that.
Oh, wow. You get along really well.
So go to the dance and fix this cluster-fart!
Lin, don't do this. Gretchen's not gonna like it.
Yeah, and also there's a disgusting bathroom
Uh, I don't want to be hearing or watching this.
- Honk! Honk, honk! Honk! - Hi. Hello.
- (grunts) - Ow!
Kind of like what her family is asking her to do.
- I'm gonna say it anyway! - (whirring increases in volume)
So much talking, so much khaki.