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Seems like it, huh? I tried to get him
- Attica! - I mean, she was happy,
There's no kind of goose that sounds like that.
Oh, wow. You get along really well.
Ooh, one of your frisky, friendly what's-it-calleds?
I went to Harvard... ton Community College.
-Yeah. -I-I better get everything waxed and ready.
- I'm gonna say it anyway! - (whirring increases in volume)
So go to the dance and fix this cluster-fart!
Such a jerk.
Lin, don't do this. Gretchen's not gonna like it.
Oh, we're not allowed to enjoy
a leisurely stroll around the park?
is gonna be your matchelor?
Yeah! It's not our fault she's hanging out with Goosey Lawless
You crushed her heart.
What about that one?
Maybe we need to get her back onto that.
You eat all your meals in your room.
My family told me, if I want to bring a date,
He's bleeding.
This is the one I was telling you about.
- Eatin' brains and doin' cocaine! - Gene.
So much talking, so much khaki.
Four. Five. Six.
It was inspired by a story I wrote.
Oh, congrats.
that you told really loudly for some reason.
- and covered in brains. - (Jimmy Jr. muttering)
of babies who looked like little amazing goose people.
and all the oranges spell out
TINA: that it didn't matter that she was a person
- Honk! Honk, honk! Honk! - Hi. Hello.
Tina's the one on bathroom duty, remember?
Uh, guys, you might want to take a peek at this.
Some people could learn a thing or two from you.
- Two for two. - No, it wasn't.
- and then we... - Okay, the end.
Jimmy Jr. doesn't want to go to the dance with me, okay?
Kind of like what her family is asking her to do.
and no one read your journal either,
Hey, guys. So you probably heard that my theme was chosen
Dan Esposito shaved "Will you go to the dance with me?"
MS. LABONZ (over P.A.): Good morning, Wagstaff.
Uh, I don't want to be hearing or watching this.
Yeah, and also there's a disgusting bathroom
- (grunts) - Ow!
instead of doing her duty!
- Aah! Oh! Oh, my God. - (honks)
Yes. No goose is gonna ruin a dance I'm chaperoning.