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Oh, wow. You get along really well.
Uh, I don't want to be hearing or watching this.
- Eatin' brains and doin' cocaine! - Gene.
Hey, guys. So you probably heard that my theme was chosen
My family told me, if I want to bring a date,
is gonna be your matchelor?
Dan Esposito shaved "Will you go to the dance with me?"
- and then we... - Okay, the end.
and all the oranges spell out
- and covered in brains. - (Jimmy Jr. muttering)
- Honk! Honk, honk! Honk! - Hi. Hello.
What about that one?
Yeah! It's not our fault she's hanging out with Goosey Lawless
It was inspired by a story I wrote.
- I'm gonna say it anyway! - (whirring increases in volume)
Jimmy Jr. doesn't want to go to the dance with me, okay?
Tina's the one on bathroom duty, remember?
Lin, don't do this. Gretchen's not gonna like it.
Yeah, and also there's a disgusting bathroom
Oh, congrats.
This is the one I was telling you about.
- Attica! - I mean, she was happy,
Seems like it, huh? I tried to get him
You crushed her heart.
MS. LABONZ (over P.A.): Good morning, Wagstaff.
of babies who looked like little amazing goose people.
- (grunts) - Ow!
- Two for two. - No, it wasn't.
So go to the dance and fix this cluster-fart!
a leisurely stroll around the park?
Maybe we need to get her back onto that.
TINA: that it didn't matter that she was a person
-Yeah. -I-I better get everything waxed and ready.
Oh, we're not allowed to enjoy
Four. Five. Six.
and no one read your journal either,
Kind of like what her family is asking her to do.
Such a jerk.
Some people could learn a thing or two from you.
Ooh, one of your frisky, friendly what's-it-calleds?
instead of doing her duty!
- Aah! Oh! Oh, my God. - (honks)
Yes. No goose is gonna ruin a dance I'm chaperoning.
I went to Harvard... ton Community College.
So much talking, so much khaki.
that you told really loudly for some reason.
He's bleeding.
You eat all your meals in your room.
Uh, guys, you might want to take a peek at this.
There's no kind of goose that sounds like that.