Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

[ringtone plays]

I have grandkids.

[mysterious music playing]

But didn't we fake the moon landing?

NASA's covered them up for years,

[both] Where's Reagan?

[Rand's voice] Reagan, pick up the--

-[heartfelt music playing] -Whoa, it's actually true?

I'm sorry about this, but your father is,

Damn it, CafePress.

Cognito told me this was some kind of sex cult.

How about a detour for some floating root beer floats?

without forcing a moon pun.

than live washed-up.

[Myc] Ha ha. Nice.

Can anyone capture this historic moment?

-[tires screech] -[both] Buzz Aldrin is evil!

That sounds, um, time-sensitive. Can you guys pimp this thing out?

Rand has never asked for my help with anything.

♪ Myc likes to slam the jam ♪

You just gave those turtles cancer.

[laughs] Oh! What have I got here?

They could be finally willing to surrender. Or it's a trap.

Haven't you watched the moon-landing orientation film?

So, what is your fuel source and your relationship to alcohol?

you freed us from the tyranny of the Moon King.

so he has no choice but to love me like a daughter.

This could be your destiny.

expanding our city to the whole moon.

Finally, some damn respect.

Wait, why is everyone looking so crestfallen?

Buzz, I have something to tell you.

World War III is gonna be with Antarctica

I'm not a wires expert, but don't we need those to get home?

Oh, I can't imagine why I chased a fantasy of a supportive father.

Dad, you can't just throw my inventions away.

-[heartfelt music playing] -I maybe should have told you that sooner.

Ever have those mornings where you start pulling at the mental thread

Neil Armstrong may be a thief,

Though we are both made from stardust.