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Have you tried shooting them? It works for Earth Nazis.
and the sequel, If I Didn't 2: New Moon.
[Buzz] Does your family?
-[grunts] -[screaming]
Do something!
[DNA tester fizzles] Buzz, you are the father.
and genetically speaking, you're half as good as me, so…
This won't be the first time I've arrested my dad.
[excitedly] Ah! Buzz Lightyear!
The sea takes care of its own We can't take care of ourselves
[moon ladies cheer]
Nat and Senta When Eyer shows up
All the details are right here in this book I wrote
[inspirational music plays]
If you're watching, please, someone help me.
and we can't have two Buzzes running around,
You want a dad who's cool and handsome and has perfect hair?
[Ninja Turtle 1] Whoa, look out, Michelangelo. A cyberbully.
-[beeps] -[in robotic voice] …recalling Melvin.
Bravo, Reagan.
Crap.
your love of leaving footprints on things.
Whether you're my dad or not, we are taking you back to Earth.
Threesome. Three…
-[growling] -Betty Crocker Christ!
-[dramatic music playing] -[crackling]
-Huh? -[all scream]
When I get free, I'll kick his ass from here to Shmercury.
and this time I'll be first.
[adventurous music playing]
-Road trip! -[pop music plays on headphones]
I left Earth to beat a paternity test.
I'm the second man on the moon, but I'll be the first to kick your ass.
[Reagan] Yeah, NASA spends a fortune photoshopping Atlantis out of photos.
[Jimmy grunting]