Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Do they really appreciate you back on Earth, Reagan?
-Can't it be both? -[rumbles]
[Brett screaming]
Brett, I'm gonna need your specific talents
and the moon was privately declared a hostile nation.
Moon guards.
Your energy is back online.
Hey, hey, I could make Buzz more dynamic.
You got half your mother's genes and half blessed with mine.
[panting] Oh God, I can't breathe.
[Rand] Goddamn Aldrin.
Don't let her get away!
Square your hips.
Gotta make sure this doesn't fall into the wrong hands.
That's too much pressure!
-Buzz Aldrin might be my dad? -[dramatic music plays]
["Taps" plays]
The reason I'm always hard on your inventions is to push you
-I need the-- -[Rand] Spanner wrench. Unsupportive?
-Hi there. I'm Magic Myc. -[gentle piano music playing]
but Buzz Aldrin is a murderer.
since the moon Nazis attacked.
-[sinister music plays] -No traitor could be a daughter of mine.
Sometimes, the thought that we're related
Be warned, this is a near-suicide mission in space.
What do you mean I'm canceled? I took every note.
[both] Daddy issues, yeah!
We'll need two volunteers.
who blew his career and his shot at fatherhood,
In space, no one can hear their dad talk about boning their mom.
Probably something dumb like going to the moon.
Ha ha! Suck my Earth ass, Buzz.
Why did we even kidnap Ken Burns if no one's watched the movie?
we're about to start casting for World War III.
You just Chernobyled their insides into turtle soup.
-Underwear, T-shirt, plasma rifle… -[sipping]
[electricity crackling]
What if the character wore roller skates?
[Ken Burns] In 1962, President Kennedy had a dream to reach the moon.
-I hear you loud and clear. -[phone beeps off]