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Screw you. I-- Wait.
Sorry, my friend, no one here by that name.
I was wearing them during a threesome with your mom.
[fires]
-[laughs] -What?
Yeah, right. When did you go to the moon?
for 50 years,
-Hi, girls. -[moon ladies] Hey, Buzz.
-Are you gonna get that? -[Rand's voice] Pick it up.
[clicks] I would do the exact same thing.
Let's just enjoy the ride home, huh?
[heartfelt music plays]
I'm proud of you.
Yeah. What were you thinking?
It gets a little steamy.
in any shape or form.
But when my good friend Neil Armstrong
It was never about the spotlight for me.
Ugh. Next.
Yes. I could be related to a national hero,
bless his horny soul,
[Ninja Turtle 2] Yaass, Krang!
-Just the man we came here to see. -[plasma rifle loads]
That's where the moon Nazis are,
Even in space, I can't get any space from you!
Your bullshit rock orbits my planet.
Wait, you agree with me?
Half the globe will be flooded.
-[Rand grunts] -[Reagan screams]
excuse my moon lingo,
You've hoodwinked me for the last time.
But that's, uh…
-[upbeat music plays] -[camera shutter clicks]
-[groans] Thanks for the heads-up, NASA. -[growls]
Crap.
we decided to turn our sex-periments