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Ow!
is the Wendy's bags I find behind the toilet.
You're a Hecking Psycho.
Ha ha!
-Wait, what the hell? -[mysterious music plays]
I just hope, in time,
[laughing] So, Buzz, you said you had something special to share with us?
[electronic music playing]
He's still Buzz Aldrin.
I thought I told you to handle the Melvin problem!
My God, is this a zero-point fusion generator?
Very sci-fi. I'm super invested.
[grunts]
We're gonna have to restrain him. Any objections?
Who cares?
Guess I'll just throw myself into whatever inane job we're doing next.
[belches]
We'll take it from here.
so this is sorta your fault.
But I've been Buzz Aldrin for over 50 years.
It was an honor just to play a part.
No moon? There will be no tide.
You're the reason why I am who I am.
Fix the energy grid on his sex colony
Oh God. Sorry. Sorry, I don't know how I did that.
Mmm.
I still never got that "attaboy" from J.R.
You're definitely my girl!
Like on TV!
I have had such a great time with you today, Buzz,
Ray-Bans, gray lenses.
[grunts]
Forgive the expression, Buzz, but you're so down-to-earth.
-Thanks for the Moontopia, Buzz. -Have a great after-moon.
-[beeping] -I need to make sure he's worth it first.
-What? -[Buzz] Quit living in the past.
Ah, I threw it in the trash for ya. It was based on bad science.
Rand Ridley. I'd kick your ass,
Do you hear me talking about the threesome, honey?
I sleep standing up while jogging, and you have to stay hydrated for that.
[mysterious music playing]
To avoid a national PR disaster,
-I'm in. -I repeat, you could die.
You may need a time-out.