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[Ninja Turtle 1] Whoa, Leo's TikTok is deadass lit!
Here we go.
You two know each other?
You just wrestled a moonworm.
Well, you're the genius, so…
Kubrick was hired to fake the return trip,
but the truth is, the moon landing was real.
…trapped in the '60s.
Ah, shit.
[eerie music plays]
Why do you think Fallon laughs all the time?
This isn't a negotiation.
-Not getting suckered in again! -[screams]
Sweet. Free space dog.
[plasma rifle cocks]
There it is! The flagpole.
No. My drive-to-work Jock Jams megamix keeps the bad thoughts far away.
Actually, I tweaked your DNA in the womb, so it's more like 60/40.
[moonworm growling]
keeps me up at night!
[audience laughing]
Moonworms. Where do you think craters come from?
Come on.
get a new face, and, if you're lucky, maybe a new role.
-[barking] -[gasps] Oh no!
Wow, Earth looks so different from space.
It's all in your book. You ever hear of editing?
-[gun cocks, fires] -[audience cheering]
I have an important job keeping the entire world together, remember?
I'm Ken Burns.
and you deserve better.
[Cognito team sighs] Don't sue us, Buzz Aldrin.
[welder crackling]
[quietly] Thanks, Dad.
The moon? Worst dump I've ever been to.
Night is when the moonworms feast.
and there's something I've been meaning to share.
Right now I need them to finish this DNA sequencer.