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to make your voyage a little bit more pleasurable,
This is going to be such a fun voyage.
to get him away from newsstands
What do you plan to do with them, anyway?
and I'm especially tired of us each having a charge account
Okay, now, but Captain Stubing is our beast.
( clears throat )
( funky upbeat theme playing )
( screams )
I hope so. You know, without you,
Oh, hi.
Yes, Mrs. Skaugstad.
She'd like to see me buried at sea.
( knock at door )
I take it your marriage didn't work out.
and not be married. Why not me?
I don't wanna be around for the kill.
Well, then, there's no problem.
Julie, I don't want to lose Brad over this.
Well, let's have a look at you.
How come the captain's letting this happen?
I wouldn't look for another man like you.
You see, the thing today is freedom.
Didn't you see Roots?
You're one of a kind.
Oh, yes, you did.
Well, Mrs. Skaugstad, sir, I'm Yeoman-Purser Smith.
Go to your room.
a lifetime warranty against bugs.
Uh, no, but I'm looking for one: Ginny O'Brien.
MAN ( over PA ): Captain Stubing.
( clears throat )
♪ And love ♪
Ronald!
Beast and the beast is more like it.
Lord, I love an obsequious runt.
Thank you.
Just munch on a couple
( upbeat theme playing )
Merrill, what do you want?
Well, we were just on our way out.
I have to go up to Mrs. Skaugstad's cabin.
And I wanted to eat, so I got a dark wig,
You're gonna miss all that. Candied yam, collard greens,
Uh, I guess it just kind of slipped my mind.
Ah, but are you sure you do?
Good evening.
( clears throat )
( all laughing )
But you have to give them back.
Oh, Mr. Skaugstad,
you the moon, but I can guarantee you
Oh, nothing, really.
Boy, that's a nasty cough.
Me neither.
and don't let anybody tell you what to do.
were living together?
♪ On the good ship lollipop... ♪
Mrs. Skaugstad, welcome.
So whatever you have to say to me, sir, say it now.
Mm-hm.
Ah, we did it.
I'm working double shifts to keep that lady happy.
Ronald, I told you I didn't wanna see you anymore.
( upbeat dramatic theme playing )
in my bed this morning?
Hiya, sweetheart. Hi.
Would you mind?