Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

( mellow theme playing )

You knew all along?

( knock at door )

Not enough to get married.

What do they call those guys?

She suggested that I try a new job.

♪ The Love Boat ♪

Against poverty. A... An unflinching battle

Instead I became a captain of ships,

I hope that you're happy with, um...

no man could ever love you or take care of you

I am mortified.

and I am going to give you an order.

I hate to say this, but I guess it's goodbye.

Hey, now, wait a minute, Ginny.

That's on the Promenade Deck. Cabin 348.

Yeah, we think we've got problems.

'Cause if I'm not,

no one would ever find out.

You know how I hated the name Stacy Stubing?

I told you he'd show.

LORRAINE: Ah, I think so.

who's gonna be your husband?

But he does stay home.

( lively percussive theme playing )

Captain, I couldn't find one important thing

Okay, then, I'll call you Ronald.

It makes me feel that I'm watching a Shirley Temple movie.

Ronald may not realize it yet,

Let's meet some men.

Ronald, you're hopeless.

Oh, excuse me, please.

to push you around.

Me, who owns his own exterminating company,

And Puerto Vallarta has the best.

Yeah, if you put 'em in some water,

Immense, mysterious, overpowering.

She could be my double. You just never...

It comes with the package.

Who do you think you're talking...?

and now you gone crazy, telling me you want your freedom.

It's not gonna be that way with Ronald.

but deep down inside, he wants to get married

Uh-huh. No, I-I mean,

Lord, I love a silver-tongued man.

And last, but by no means least,

( triumphant theme playing )

It spoils the relationship.

Thank you. I almost forgot

turnips, everything.

And you can leave the Shirley Temple routine outside.

( quietly ): No, poverty.

Well, believe me, you can never find enough baskets.

What happened the last two nights on the cruise?