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It's not gonna be that way with Ronald.
Me, who owns his own exterminating company,
but deep down inside, he wants to get married
You know how I hated the name Stacy Stubing?
Immense, mysterious, overpowering.
who's gonna be your husband?
Captain, I couldn't find one important thing
( lively percussive theme playing )
and now you gone crazy, telling me you want your freedom.
What do they call those guys?
Against poverty. A... An unflinching battle
Thank you.
Who do you think you're talking...?
( sighs )
Okay, then, I'll call you Ronald.
Ronald may not realize it yet,
And Puerto Vallarta has the best.
The captain.
( mellow theme playing )
'Cause if I'm not,
LORRAINE: Ah, I think so.
and I am going to give you an order.
It spoils the relationship.
I am mortified.
You knew all along?
But he does stay home.
Children?
It comes with the package.
She could be my double. You just never...
no one would ever find out.
Oh, excuse me, please.
Thank you. I almost forgot
♪ The Love Boat ♪
That's on the Promenade Deck. Cabin 348.
Not enough to get married.
Well, believe me, you can never find enough baskets.
( knock at door )
Daddy?
( horn blows )
Yeah, if you put 'em in some water,
to push you around.
What happened the last two nights on the cruise?
And you can leave the Shirley Temple routine outside.
I hope that you're happy with, um...
turnips, everything.
Instead I became a captain of ships,
Hey, now, wait a minute, Ginny.
( quietly ): No, poverty.
It makes me feel that I'm watching a Shirley Temple movie.
Let's meet some men.
Ahhh.
I hate to say this, but I guess it's goodbye.
She suggested that I try a new job.
( triumphant theme playing )
Ronald, you're hopeless.
no man could ever love you or take care of you
A what?
Oh.
Uh-huh. No, I-I mean,
( sighs )
Yeah, we think we've got problems.
And last, but by no means least,
I told you he'd show.
My crew?
Ain't I just.
Lord, I love a silver-tongued man.
I miss you!