Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- That's a lubricant? - Yeah.

Oh! Come on, man. My balls?

I don't understand why you have to do this, but I do understand that you have to do this.

Can you come a little closer?

♪ And I'm wondering how I'll get down the stairs

- Jack-ub. Jacob. Jacobin. (Laughs) - (Jacob chuckling)

- And you plan your route, OK? - OK.

- (Sighs) Look, man... - What are you doing with my stuff?

(In country accent) Well, dang, the rototiller's in the shop.

(Laughs) Right? I got to get going. I got marching band rehearsal.

The good news is I'm more likely to have a crack whore for a parent than you.

What about vaginal dryness? Are you worried about that?

(In country accent) My Mom's pretty stupid. So... I'm stupid, too.

I've got an idea.

Grace was right. I was flirting.

- I'm making a lube for my roommate's... - (Grace) Car!

Now that I'm, I'm waking up to my life,

You make it easy.

Can't you understand that?

Oh, boy. (Chuckling)

our vaginas stop producing their natural lubricants.

- Yeah. - We're just friends.

is they cut ground up

Ah! Oh, my neck.

This is not your responsibility.

(Whispering) OK.

(Chuckles) Grace, meet my friend, Jacob.

Oh, that's ridiculous. I'm friends with lots of men.

Well, it's good of you to take a look.

before, during, and often after penetration?

Matter of fact, I'm going to turn off all the lights in San Diego.