Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

We are New York's novelty and California's toy.

My only plan was to preserve my family's way of life

Allow me the honor of introducing

- Don't know. Back to the ranch, I guess.

Scott McMullen, who is planning to speak at the podium.

You are going to sacrifice your ambition.

about feeding the poor.

whose family moved here six years

And don't be an idiot.

You look at me that way.

Make no mistake, I love Montana,

You're going to kill all that and you're going to get strong.

That's what worries me.

I'm gonna go sit with my cowboy now.

I want to watch that.

to all goods sold for non-residents.

I'm gonna chop down every tree and dam every creek.

- When did his balls drop?

- Not on your life.

* You and I will dance this night away *

- Can I get one of those?

- Well, the open bar was my daughter's idea.

- I, Rip Wheeler, take Beth Dutton

If it isn't legal you're going to help him make it legal.

- I'm just window shopping.

- Well, I'm... I'm pretty easy to bribe.

You do know how to drive, don't you?

- To uphold the Constitution of the United States...

And, uh, he's promised to represent all of Montana.

- See you back at the ranch. - Thanks.

I will charge vehicle registration fees

State your name.

You did put me through hell, though.

- I robbed us of so much time together, because I was...

- I don't want to fight with you--

- I didn't call you nuthin'.

The question we all have to answer,

- I'll speak, then introduce you.

- What are you doing hiding up here?

This was never supposed to be me.

- Today, I guess.

- They're really bad, Kayce.

But I tell you what...

- It's time, Daddy.

* As the Cajuns on that back porch play zydeco *

[band plays in distance]

You see a coyote prowling our calves I want you to shoot it.

- Yeah. Well, he's right here.

For an hour, anyway.

But deciding what I do is not one of your choices.

- Like what, like he wants to fuck me?

- On the other side, now.

Men are the weaker sex