Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

And... Reuben idolizes me. I guess I just kind of needed that.

You're really asking this question on football Sunday?

I'd take a bullet for you, but you two are kind of neurotic.

I'm so weak. I can't imagine anything worse.

They don't say that, do they? Yes. Yes.

I know. We were alone at this house that Dad had set up to be sexy--

Do you have to do the baby talk? I couldn't pronounce my R's when I was younger

Because I don't like you looking up at my neck like that.

that you would like to change.

The lights again. Now you've written it down?

And when you nag me constantly,

Okay, uh, Claire. Yeah.

- How do you think we feel, Mitchell? - MITCHELL (shouting): Oh!

I want everyone to write down everything about your partner that drives you crazy.

We do that all the time. Very constructively communicated.

It's not fate or chance or clichés like,

Now, Cam, let Mitch know if you heard him and if you feel you can do that.

Why did you write "tepee joke"?

I even funded a Zach Braff movie on Kickstarter.

Then maybe we should break up. We should.

You're so tense today, my little baby.

and he has to shave almost every two weeks.

Constantly. It's like we're Londoners hiding from war planes.

I just needed a new way to get you to express your feelings

We even shared an ice cream cone.

And what a lucky mistake. In Colombia, we never get to do things like this.

Great. Now what?

I'm trying to stick to the small stuff.