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You know, I'm missing a farmer's market to be here, so--
loaned his car to his latest Tinder whore.
Gloria, what's the big deal? The big deal is that we're raising a child together,
Ironically, you're one of the reasons why,
Me too.
Okay. Oh, I didn't--
Really? Mm-hmm.
Do I remove you from my calling circle?
But Andy and I were alone, a-and suddenly... bam.
and still feeling sad about Sanjay breaking up with me.
I have to go pick up my son because my idiot ex-husband
And you came to me? Yeah.
we're learning how to calculate the velocity
Of course, I'm talking about an emotional junk drawer
And if Reuben were just a little bit older and didn't wear prescription shoes--
All right, we need a game plan here.
I only know how to play the accordion.
I got this. Uh, marry the tiger, kill the bunny--
- You were on Ellen? - Oh, yeah, yeah.
It's just--
Oh, God, you're making this so much easier.
No, please don't break up with me.
All these men here gave up their football today.
(normal voice) And when I call out "Bunny," you will be--
Jay, this is important. Dr. Debra said that this is good for us.
We're still gonna see each other. You work for, like, half my family. (chuckles)
- And I'm gonna try and use a coaster more. Okay? - Excellent, both of you.
All right, everybody. On your feet.
I guess that's that.
These are just some of the things we shoved
Sometimes, I wish you wouldn't wear blue so much
Not a tear.
And I won't ask you to, Jay.