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For the record, we are just as grossed out at the thought of you all having sex--
Really? 'Cause you're the one who can't stop playing with his pogo stick.
Wow. I know.
Isn't he, like, eight? No, he's 16 and 3/4,
Be careful. He's very raw.
Why don't we start with a fun activity to loosen everyone up?
for a trite analogy of a junk drawer.
- Joy that the Steelers are winning. - What is the score?
Totally. Mmm.
It's Luke's dorky friend Reuben. Ugh.
But aren't we wasting a great opportunity to learn more about me?
As the kids say, it's going to get real up in here,
Thank you. Let's get writing. (clapping)
You deserve somebody that isn't engaged to somebody else.
Just because my editor told me it would get me on The Ellen Show.
which could be why it's been a month since we played with each other's pogo sticks.
(crying)
(sighs) I'm afraid I'm not fun enough for you.
I know what you're all thinking, and, yes, I will take over as group leader.
- Excuse me? - I would've paid more, but nobody else was bidding.
"Me likey sushi. Me likey Game of Thrones. Me likey Chardonnay."
But, I mean, I've hardly ever even used the expression--
You're right. It's a horrible joke.
"The heart wants what the heart wants."
They just won therapy.
Exactly. We have this in the bag.
where we store all the pain, fear, anger that shapes us.
So, anyways, um--
The guy was my whole world.
(sighs) Fine.
You've always had a strong sense of what's right and wrong.