Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

(chuckles) You're right.
I hooked up with Andy. What?
(Mitchell wails)
I climbed in his lap, and I hugged him so hard.
- Mitchell, you want to weigh in here? -(groans)
of free falling objects in a--
and I thought that I was FaceTiming with my grandmother.
Oh, me likey that idea. We are not cut out for this.
Phil? Phil.
"Eat the sandwich and forget about her."
You know what? I deserve it.
DEBRA: Very good. (applauds) Very good.
to resist opening your emotional junk drawer.
(cell phone buzzing) Nothing is off-limits.
I'm even wearing embarrassing underwear just in case.
Mommy? Where are you?
So what now?
What? Who?
We're gonna win this thing. It's not a competition.
I'm telling you, the woman is a genius.
No! Break up with them. Oh, God. (scoffs)
- He's not even trying. - Sounds like you're stuck in that drawer.
(high-pitched) Let's just leave it at "bam."
because I feel jealous that you look so good in it. (nervous chuckle) Well--
That's it! I'm out!
I am not killing myself.
Us looking like idiots.
When do we get to talk about the dumb things that our husbands do?