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I'm like two rentals away from a free pound a Gummy Bears.
What if he never calls and three weeks from now...
- Before what? - Prozac.
Three months and one week.
What was that all about the other night?
Unless you're planning to move those hands down, get them off me.
They say the average 33-year-old woman has sex 3.5 times a week.
- A hundred years. - It never goes down, does it?
Samantha spent the afternoon having multiple yo-gasms.
I'm just not that sexual a guy.
I don't. I wish I could say I felt worse...
Relax. There's nothing wrong with your relationship.
You're looking good, baby. Good enough to eat.
There they were, my new neighbors...
I want to change a lot of it.
I had no idea they did an afternoon show.
It wasn't a choice. I'm human. It happened.
Could you get me some more duck sauce, please?
There are 1.3 million single men in New York...
Baby.
Really? Oh, I never noticed.
I mean, hell, a guy once broke up with me because I missed a bikini wax.
I'm late for a thing.
Was that you?
You've been so patient with me.