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Everybody would be, like, "aw, don't worry. It's just a monkey,"and then bam!
By the way,
So is this where we interrogate the political prisoners?
Please stop barking, schotzie. Mommy's doing her tai chi.
Well, I guess it's back to hand turkeys for me.
Steven, everybody goes through the same thing,
No, I mean I won't let you quit.
Thanks for taking me to get my tai chi supplies.
What dog?
And you never even saw me.
I haven't slept in a week.
Well, if you get bored, do what I do--play golf.
Mondays, huh?
Damn, jackie, can't I sit down and have a beer before you start in on me?
I don't play golf.
Okay, I say we put him and the couch out on the curb.
Eric, this looks nothing like me.
All I have to do is send in my drawing of sanchez the turtle
These aren't the kind of papers I thought I'd be working with.
No, I think we need to watch you two do it a little bit more.