Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Cheer up, kitty. You'll always have me to take care of.

I haven't seen you look this awful since you found out candyland's not a real country.

This isn't like the time he ate a case of mars bars, either. They can't pump your stomach for porn.

You're dressed pretty casual.

"If so, have your artistic ability evaluated "by the cartoon academy of fort lauderdale."

We're gonna need some gatorade and a couple of ice packs.

I've quit on a lot of people.

I was getting a cup of coffee, today..

Guys, fez is really overdoing it with the "playboys."

so your job is to go through these records and to underline every instance of the word "credit."

every time he sees that buddha statue.

How was your day, red?

How are you feeling, mom?

Being the boss' son means never having to say, "you'll have it by the end of the day."