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Jesus, Andy, you just-- I mean, you--

"Love" is a choice. The choice that I'm making.

...Woman's You-Niverse from July 1974.

I've had way too much caffeine and I have to piss like a racehorse.

I'm fascinated by how all this is gonna play out with the gangster baby daddy.

-Where do we get a pass? -We get a number.

Some idiot is standing in front of the car.

There are different loves, different marriages, and they're not ranked.

No, I will not suck your dick.

No, no. I'm not giving up on that. I'm kicking your ass.

-And your house. -Yeah, I did.

The cops are after me, okay? It's not safe to use my cell phone.

-And I'm a doctor. -Why'd you agree to go out with me?

-You burned that town to the ground. -Yeah.

And yes, this is incredibly bad timing.

Are you watching Shane play soccer? No. Because you fucked that up.

"What to wear to an orgy".