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Make sure that they do a good job on my face for the funeral
Move those hips. Feel the music!
Good to know.
Okay, I'm dizzy.
- Go on. - Really?
and I will never bother you about that again.
It doesn't matter, Amor. No one will ever know.
I wish you would've said that in Spanish, so I didn't understand it.
but really, you are the boss.
Eh, you probably won't.
This is a good thing.
Elena can be in the Christmas card this year.
you mansplaining, microaggressive, bobo cabrón!
Uh-oh! I dropped my pen.
When inside, I was thinking...
What if I give you a raise, and you make the same amount as Scott?
No!
So...
I think you look beautiful.
and I'm gonna make it rain informative data.
and if I had to diagnose what's happening, you're jealous because I'm killing it.
because people were staring at me
What's up?
I am not trying to turn this into an argument,
with Dr. b that they've come to expect.
It's when a man explains something to a woman...
- Are you wearing a little mascara? - No!
That's what I was afraid of.
You know, you use makeup like armor because it makes you comfortable.
Show me something.
Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
It's setting.
Just, if you get hit with a hamburger today, it's gonna stick.
without being interrupted by Scott, the freakin' bobo.
And it's easy to get burned out? I get it.
Oh, so you quit because of principles.
Wonderful news.
No armor.
You know, like today, I barely got a word in
And then you do whatever the hell you want.
I'm sorry, Lori. Your dogs are lovely.
Ugh, I get it, we're Cuban!
But I always make it up, and it is just as valid
- Done! Please? - Okay.
and all these boys were talking to me, which is the last thing I want.
Mom...
Wow, you broke Schneider.
You are not at war.
Yo Voy a matar este hombre.
He threw it in the wrong bin and I deflected it...